Grillistan – Southall

Headless staff!!! Moral? Never play with bullets! :)

Are those bullets for i’s in their logo?!

This looks more like a shop sign to a gun store than a take away! Let’s hope they haven’t been grilled by the anti-terror squad.

Despite the logo, however, the interior design was surprisingly unique with extra seating downstairs (and not a Kalashnikov in sight).

Having only opened a fortnight ago, it was clean, colourfully vibrant, and even had a traditional woven bed used in certain parts of the Indian subcontinent called a Charpai, Charpaya or Charpoy aka Manjaa or Manji aka Khatt, Khaatt or Khattra.

GRILLISTAN – Mission Kebab. They have a charcoal BBQ on site to make the kebabs, awesome! #feedthelion #halalfood #halalfoodie #halal #foodblogger #foodie #food #halalfoodlondon #foodporn #foodgasm #foodpics #kebab #kebabs

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It’s quite clear from the menu that this is more a fast food joint than a restaurant.

With “Mission: Kebab” as their byline, it was only appropriate that we literally try their kebabs. @£2.50, the large turned out to be a bargain given the size of the portion! The best part was that the chef resorted to using a hand-held fan to properly stoke the small on-site coal BBQ.