Tinseltown – Ealing Broadway
‘The Don’ Beef Burger
If you’re wondering what that yellow spiderweb like blob is on top of those chips – it’s cheese?!
Kid’s Beef Burger
The Beef Mexican Burger
Tinseltown
1.5
FTL's Roar
0.8
Pride's Roar
(3 Roars)
Alcohol/ Pork?
- NO/ NO
Last Checked: 20/2/18
Facilities
- CHILD SEATING
Summary
The food just simply did not live up to the beautifully designed and spacious interior. The burgers were... dead... not dead dead, but... DEAD. Buns were dead too. Lifeless burgers.
And before you ask, yes, they looked like plastic toy burgers (especially the kid's burgers), and dare we say they probably tasted like ones too. As for the kids, then kids are kids, so they had their milkshakes to wash things down. In fact, the only redeeming factor here were the shakes. Even the service was poor with chips being brought out late as though they... forgot!
And before you ask, yes, they looked like plastic toy burgers (especially the kid's burgers), and dare we say they probably tasted like ones too. As for the kids, then kids are kids, so they had their milkshakes to wash things down. In fact, the only redeeming factor here were the shakes. Even the service was poor with chips being brought out late as though they... forgot!
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Tinseltown Ealing
18-19 The Mall,
Ealing W5 2PJ
Opening Hours: Mon-Sat 12:00-00:00, Sun 12:00-23:30
Other Branches
Bayswater midday to 1:30am in the morning
Ealing midday to midnight
Farringdon midday to 4:00am in the morning
Gants Hill midday to 11:30pm
Gt Portland St midday to 1:00am in the morning
Hampstead midday to 2:00am in the morning
Leicester midday to 2:00am in the morning
Star City, Birmingham midday to midnight
Watford midday to 11:00pm
Wood Green midday to 11:00pm
T: 020 8567 0066 | W: www.tinseltown.co.uk
zora keem
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I’m not gonna complain about £3.50 chips doused in peri peri powder, it’s all starch.
I don’t discriminate – from Michelin stars restaurants to chicken burger shops, if it fills me and I don’t have to cook it, I’m there in a flash.
Tinseltown is the worst place I have ever been in my life.
8 Sep '14Shameem Begum
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Salaam,
Love the site. Took my kids to this place yesterday and wish I read your review before I did.
Lovely interior but the food was worse than terrible.
Btw, you guys should have a newsletter.
12 Feb '15Shameem Begum
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… Oh and forgot to say that I went to the Bayswater one, not the Ealing one.
12 Feb '15